Schizopunk Media
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UH OH- YOU'VE ENTERED THE SCHIZONET! You've found yourself in THAT area of the Wired, a revamped remnant of the Wired West emboldened to attempt to worm its way into the minds of impressionable netizens... Will it work?

We here at Schizopunk Media are just a couple of dudes making whatever we want and saying whatever we want just because we can. We hope to make some cool shit along the way that we ourselves would enjoy if we were on the content consoomer side of things here, whether it be podcasts, webseries, or anything else that pops into our demented little minds.

We are, however, unfortunately very lazy- so sorry if we take forever to get things off the ground!

In the meantime, Schizopunk Media is also an Archival Project- and we've been working to restore and upload various strange works of lost media from the Old Wired West and beyond for your enjoyment!

News Flash

09/20/24 Recovered transmission from beyond The Source Wall Layer 01 EP 16: Hypercrisis, or: The Dimensional Merge

09/16/24 Episode 16 of Layer 01 will be revealed soon friends!

09/11/24 Kallisto's Short Story Teutoburg 9 is fully complete and up on Itch now!

09/10/24 We joined the Agora Road Webring!

09/09/24 Straight from the Mauve Zone! Cinema Cyberia Experiment 001: Pulgasari

08/30/24 A strange tale begins... Teutoburg 9 Chapters 1-3 have arrived (on Wattpad)

08/22/24 30K Views on the site! What a milestone! To think... we've only just begun with bringing Kino for all

08/09/24 A defragmented vision from the past Layer 01 EP 15: KEK - Cyberstition and Memetic Warfare - brought to the present.

08/02/24 The Next Layer 01 Episode comes out next friday the 9th! Mark the date!

07/30/24 We're now on Odysee as well!

07/26/24 A new arc of Layer 01 is being uncovered... Layer 01 EP 14: Dune, Dreaming, and Destiny

07/15/24 The Hiatus is Over! We will be back shortly friends!

05/08/24 The Prologue to Kallisto's story: Byzantion 1899 is here!

05/05/24 Something Old is here... The Mystery of the Black Knight Satellite [ARCHIVE]

03/22/24 Layer 01 returns! Layer 01 EP 13: Polybius - Nostalgia As Technotronic Terror

03/08/24 Layer 01 archival uploads are back! Layer 01 EP 12: The Committee of 300

02/21/24 We've got 2 more Layer 01 Episodes in the pipeline so look out for those in the coming weeks!

02/19/24 New Layer 01 Episode out NOW! Layer 01 EP 11: The Cult of Boitata - Serpent Worship and Myth Across Time

02/08/24 We joined the Wired Collective Webring!

12/30/23 Now on Spotify too! Expanding a bit!

12/29/23 Last one of 2023! Please enjoy the continuation of the previous discussion: Layer 01 EP 10: Science Adventure Series - Hacking the Black Iron Prison Pt. 2

12/27/23 Surprise! New Episode out RIGHT NOW - Layer 01 EP 9: Anonymous;Code - Hacking the Black Iron Prison Pt. 1

12/27/23 Stay tuned for the (belated) Schizo Christmas special(s?)!

10/25/23 Layer 01 EP 8: Land of the Lost - High Strangeness and The Mauve Zone has been recovered and uploaded

10/13/23 Layer 01 EP 7: Philip K. Dick - Chapel Perilous & Conspiracy Folklore is out now!

10/10/23 We've got a Bitchute now too! Kind of just a backup incase our stuff is too spicy for YT

10/06/23 Sooner than expected! Episode 6 of the Layer 01 Podcast: Ong's Hat - Liminal Spaces and Legend Tripping has been recovered and uploaded to YT

08/26/23 FINALLY the 5th Episode of the Layer 01 Podcast: Mothman - American Yokai has been recovered

08/07/23 WE AREN'T DEAD, SIMPLY SUFFERING FROM THIS MAD SCHIZO WORLD AND ITS CONSEQUENCES

04/25/23 Zine Release! .NET of Calypso Volume 4

02/02/23 Created webpage for Layer 01

01/30/23
Layer 01 Episode 4: SMT Is Real is recovered

01/27/23 Switched things around, made the old homepage the new Cinema Cyberia page

01/27/23 Finally actually got to work updating this site, "borrowed" some code from another neocities site to do so, so thanks, whoever you are

01/23/23 Almost a year later, the Third Episode of the Layer 01 Podcast: Aliens Are Demons is recovered

11/10/22 Zine Release! .NET of Calypso Volume 3

10/08/22 Zine Release! .NET of Calypso Volume 2

09/17/22 Zine Release! .NET of Calypso Volume 1

05/22/22 Layer 01 Episode 2: Roko's Basilisk is recovered

03/29/22 Layer 01 Episode 1: Godzilla Singular Point is recovered

01/05/22 The Waystation Drive is discovered inside an abandoned Cold War military research outpost in the woods outside of Warrensburg, MO. Work to decrypt and recover the files begins

12/21/12 w3_Sl33p_Y2K38 Goes Missing


Consume Moar Content!

Dispatches from The Wired
Layer 01 EP 16: Hypercrisis, or: The Dimensional Merge

Layer 01 EP 15: KEK - Cyberstition and Memetic Warfare

Turn Down Your Lights
(Where Applicable)
Cinema Cyberia Experiment 001: Pulgasari

A "new" web series chock full of late-night cinema watching action! Enjoy classic and cheesy public domain films as if you actually had friends to enjoy them with!

Kidding aside, as fans of MST3K and goofy, cheesy film in general- we're hopeful that this weird little show we've found will be able to at least approximate that cozy feeling we all remember when we'd wrap ourselves in a blanket on a cool summer's night, turn off the lights, and share some laughs with Mike, Joel, Servo and Crow and enjoy some really goofy movies.

Brought to you by - 21st Century Sucks! - and remember to pass the tapes!
21st Century Sucks

A Peculiar Youtuber Lost to Time
The Mystery of the Black Knight Satellite [ARCHIVE]

A Theletos Cascade Short Teutoburg 9 A Tale of a Stranger out of Time...

A Strange Webzine .NET of Calypso A collection of odd art, renders, stories, and more!


Coming Soon to DVD and Video

An Adventure in the Making Anonymous Fragments A fun little webcomic about a boy and his internet friends.

Coming SoonerTM To An Interface Near You! The Videodrome The cast of Cinema Cyberia discuss films whoever, or whatever, has captured them can't get the rights to show on the aforementioned show- as well as video games and other screen media!


Alternate Interfaces
Youtube Xitter Bitchute Spotify Odysee

Schizopunk Buttons! Feel free to Hotlink if you'd Like!



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